No! I don't wanna go back to school.

“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un is more like Kim Tan Trum.

I just wanted to talk about your iPhone 6 for sale.

If it hadn't been for this, 'Recycled Water Do Not Drink' sign, I may have been in trouble.