Selfie sticks are outdated fads. The new rage is elephant selfies.

Hot body for everyone to look at this summer has been cancelled.

Kanye West is the only man in history to be called a jackass by a U.S. President.

Marriage. Because nothing says love like signing a government contract.

House hunters always complain that everything needs to be updated. Just wait a few years and it will be cool again.

A great idea if your significant other likes to wonder off.