Avoid them the polite way

High fashion? Maybe if you want to look like a blowfish

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Some things in life are so not fair especially when the cat gets to poop in the house.

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

This Is One Sure Fire Way To Tease A Monkey