This is what happens when a horse and a zebra mate. You get a Zorse.

Getting pulled over for indecent exposure or he just wants her phone number

So this is how animals get their ears pierced in the wild

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

A Striking Resemblance Between These Two Guys Unfortunately For The Newscaster