Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.

Guess who forgot to show up to the Health Fair? Alzheimer's sucks!

Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.

Abraham Lincoln is alive and well and here is proof.

Taco Bell asks a guy on Twitter what he got for dinner and he gives them all the details.

Animal Medical Center sign encouraging people to get their pets neutered by them due to their fabulous ball handling skills.