The awkward moment when you realize what the sound of nature actually is.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un is more like Kim Tan Trum.

In the UK the word 'pulp' does not exist, so they have to settle for 'bits.'

If it hadn't been for this, 'Recycled Water Do Not Drink' sign, I may have been in trouble.

I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as our politicians.