Frog eyes nipple shirt should help you get the attention you deserve while out in public.

The Nessie Ladle cooking utensil is a must have kitchen tool for those Loch Ness monster fans.

This little dog knows how to pass gas with style.

"Don't feed the bears" warning doesn't sugar coat anything and is blatantly honest.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.