Yes...you probably should have left it in the box.

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

An Apple fan is born

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

How do they wipe their ass?

Dixie Normous is a huge wiener! I mean winner!