They were meant to be together from the first time their seeds touched the dirt

Yes...you probably should have left it in the box.

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

You Better Flush The Toilet!

How Not To Strap Down An ATV In The Back Of Your Pickup Truck

He Probably Read The Sign And Then Got Over Confident In His Driving Abilities