I only drink on days beginning with the letter “T”.

Design vs. Actual user experience.

When you see hot bikini babes on Instagram, just remember who owns the boat.

If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

If you survived free range parenting, you are a real bad ass by today's standards.

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.