Vlad The Impaler would be proud of this Impala.

Illinois, Nebraska, Iowa....ahh hell what difference does it make. Postcards blow.

This poor woman can't even go to the mall due to the fact she looks exactly like Taylor Swift.

Bacon In A Squeeze Bottle. It Was Only A Matter Of Time.

Probably Not The Best Guy To Use For A Head And Shoulders Shampoo Campaign.

A Bottle Of No Chew Dog Spray. I Wonder If This Stuff Works?