Car guy logic: Buying soap for his car vs. soap for himself.

Bathroom at a Snoop Dogg concert.

If you don't mean bacon and eggs when using the term 'BAE' I don't want to know you.

It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine.

How to test steak doneness by using your hand and sense of touch.

All Daddy wanted was a BJ.