Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

No! I don't wanna go back to school.

Alcohol: It's cheaper than therapy.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un is more like Kim Tan Trum.

In the UK the word 'pulp' does not exist, so they have to settle for 'bits.'