The 'I haven't got a Valentine' starter pack.

Motorboating magazine looks great on the rack.

Video game difficulty settings for the real world.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Hope they understand that Princess Leia is Darth Vader's daughter and that inbreeding is bad.

Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty? Just drink the freaking wine.