When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

This guy has an awesome name. Check his name tag.

She May Want To Cut Back On The Feeding A Bit

It Might Be A Good Idea To Read This Book If Your Cat Looks At You Funny

Man Lands On The Moon Using A Parachute.

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