No time to get dressed when you can get a TV half off at 4am

If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

Do you ever feel like this when you go shopping?

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

She May Want To Cut Back On The Feeding A Bit