He said he didn't have to go to the bathroom.

How I think I look when I don't shave for awhile.

Without pets, life can be boring.

Lazy sloth advises you to, just do it...later.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty? Just drink the freaking wine.