My cat was being an asshole so I flipped him the bird. Turns out cats love birds.

If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

Due to the recent actions of a specific tenant we have been forced to update our community rules.

Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

No! I don't wanna go back to school.

“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.