Love is being able to rip a monster fart in front of your significant other.

He Will Need More Than Mini Nose Trimmers. Perhaps He Should Try A Chainsaw.

Illinois, Nebraska, Iowa....ahh hell what difference does it make. Postcards blow.

I Don't Think I Will Be Visiting Tickera Any Time Soon If They Hope You Catch Crabs During Your Stay.

She Isn't Lying When She Says She Is On Her Last Leg.

Either They Forgot To Take Down The Missing Poster Or The Cat Has An Identical Twin.