When Your Friend Is Holding Your Shirt So You Don't Fall Off A Tall Building You Should Make Him Put Down His Beer First.

Very Stiff Breeze Probable During This Afternoons Thunder Storms.

Pizza Hut Sign Has A Whole New Meaning When A Space Is Added After The D,

Rice With Herpes Doesn't Exactly Sound Very Appetizing.

This Man Couldn't Decide If He Wanted A Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Or A Classic Ford Mustang So He Got Both.

It Is Tough Being The Fat Kid In School But It Is Extra Tough Being The Only Fat Kid In The Country.