This note on the door telling the UPS man to knock loudly didn't work so well.

Wake up feeling great and in high spirits and then you get to work.

The "I shout at my wife in public" starter pack.

The location of this Weight Watchers store will test your willpower.

Tattoo of a goat grazing on your bald head is better than just a bald head.

Extremely alert mall security guard.