I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

Not sure which is more strange....The fact that a dog has human feet or a human has a dog's head.

Does That Make The Apple Butter Taste Any Better?

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It

Romantic Wedding Proposals Don't Usually Involve Pigs

You Can Trust Him......Just Don't Let Him Get Behind You.