This man appears to be taking a dump down someones chimney. I wonder if it was even Christmas?

I believe she has some explaining to do

Do you ever feel like this when you go shopping?

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Great shirt but I am not sure how the wife will take it

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?