A chicken is hatched already logged on to Facebook describes today's society well.

They were meant to be together from the first time their seeds touched the dirt

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

This waiter has mad skills especially since the plates probably weigh more than he does.

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks