Disgruntled vending machine user leaves a note.

Your girlfriend wants you to make love to her like they do in the movies,..

The word 'Click-Bait' has been added to the dictionary. Now if people actually read the dictionary they wouldn't click those crappy bogus links.

How does a non dirty minded person understand a dirty minded comment?

VW Bug couch is sick.

This girl mistakes Star Wars for Star Trek and shames Darth Vader, Dr.Spock and crew.