Some heroes don't wear a cape, they hold a roll of toilet paper.

Never leave a pen in a hot car.

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

Failed my drivers test after instructor asked what I do at stop lights.

23 Girls 1 Cup. Team USA wins the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup.

Jack Mehoff really does exist.