Need more light in your shower? Problem solved.

When the sun is in your eyes it helps if you turn your hat around

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Much easier to drive around than move the tree limb 1 foot off the road

So this is how animals get their ears pierced in the wild

Dixie Normous is a huge wiener! I mean winner!