He Will Need More Than Mini Nose Trimmers. Perhaps He Should Try A Chainsaw.

This Cow Does Not Want To Be Someones Next Meal.

She Isn't Lying When She Says She Is On Her Last Leg.

Either They Forgot To Take Down The Missing Poster Or The Cat Has An Identical Twin.

Bacon In A Squeeze Bottle. It Was Only A Matter Of Time.

Buy a peanut for $1 get a free bottle of water. This is how you stick it to 'the man.'