When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Boobs Lake sounds like a great place to motor boat and enjoy the day.

In Japan, Ronald McDonald is called Donald McDonald due to a lack of a clear 'r' sound in Japanese.

Someone named the printer at work Bob Marley because it always be jammin'.

Buy a corn dog get a free stick sign should really help increase sales.

Yoda sculpted out of snow is a very impressive work of art. Talented you are young Jedi.