If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

Deez Nuts for President 2016. He's real and he's coming out swinging.

When my dog begs for food he blows slobber bubbles.

College Daughter Daycare will take good care of your freshman daughter.

The awkward moment when you realize what the sound of nature actually is.

Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.