I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can....act cool.

German School with a teacher that seems a little suspect.

Between the both of them, there is a full head of hair.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.

Weather forecast update: It's hot as balls.

If this baby grows into his feet, he should be about 9 feet tall.