Could not unscrew the pickle jar lid. Really wanted pickles.

New way to install your car audio speakers.

This note on the door telling the UPS man to knock loudly didn't work so well.

Take ONE basket from the rack. Do NOT take the basket rack.

Tattoo of a goat grazing on your bald head is better than just a bald head.

The difference between a BMW driver and a Mercedes-Benz driver.