Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Fast Food Establishments located in hospitals seems like a conflict of interest but it is a great form of job security.

Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.

Yoda sculpted out of snow is a very impressive work of art. Talented you are young Jedi.

We know. We know. This is Wong on so many levels.

Finally a pair of pants with a warning label on the zipper.