Just act natural and nobody will notice you are missing something.

This note on the door telling the UPS man to knock loudly didn't work so well.

Calgary, Alberta, Canada Mayor Naheed Nenshi is funny.

Tattoo of a goat grazing on your bald head is better than just a bald head.

Spends 8 hours a day on the internet but proudly says, "I don't watch TV."

You know it is cold when a parked car leaves a perfect impression of its front end in ice.