I only drink on days beginning with the letter “T”.

If the Titanic were to sink in today's society, this is what it would look like.

When you see hot bikini babes on Instagram, just remember who owns the boat.

I think I found my soulmate at the grocery store. I love wine.

If you survived free range parenting, you are a real bad ass by today's standards.

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.