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Forrest Gump always said love is like a fart....

Twitter user asks Hugh Hefner how he has so many bitches and he responds with some great advice.

Cute little lizard just loves to drink fresh orange juice in the morning.

We know. We know. This is Wong on so many levels.

Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.