Standing in nature over looking a beautiful mountain side with your boobs hanging out is the true meaning of freedom.

Shaving your beard can make you appear much younger

Excuse me but I think you have a brake light out on your pants.

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Looks likes the death row of tomatoes

Always good to know the house you want to buy isn't haunted.