Whoever says money can't buy you everything is lying

Must have been a really good friend

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

Everything was fine until they decided to include the dog in the family portrait

You Gotta Love A Hotel That Caters To Your Extravagant Request To Make Your Stay That Much Better

The Leaning Tower Of Pisa Will Never Straighten Itself Up If Everyone Continues To Try And Push It Over.