When you see hot bikini babes on Instagram, just remember who owns the boat.

I think I found my soulmate at the grocery store. I love wine.

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.

Grillenium Falcon food truck is awesome and even sells a sandwich called the Cheebacca.

Kids thought this land surveyor was taking a picture.

Waking up from a coma after 2 years...