Shaving your beard can make you appear much younger

If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

Do you ever feel like this when you go shopping?

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Great shirt but I am not sure how the wife will take it

Another Great Dog Costume. This Time It's Superman!