When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Comparing the search history for "fleshlight" and "dating tips" using Google Trends shows us that over the last decade many have decided to give up.

Twitter user asks Hugh Hefner how he has so many bitches and he responds with some great advice.

Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.

Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.

If you combine the looks of Barbie and Mrs. Potato Head you get Nicki Minaj.