Who needs a bowl when you can use your beard?

Well said Donkey. Laughter is indeed a tranquilizer and should be taken often.

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

This is what happens when you take a panoramic photo and your dog runs into the shot.

How Not To Strap Down An ATV In The Back Of Your Pickup Truck

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.