This Dog Has A Hard Time Getting Through An Under Sized Doggy Door.

There Isn't A School Nearby They Are Just Telling You To Be Quiet Because Something Cool Is Down The Street.

This Cat Is Doing The Shuffle Before Pouncing.

When You Are Driving Around With 7 Gallons Of White Paint In The Back Of Your Car And You Get Into An Accident This Is What Happens.

Yeah, I will have to call you later. Dad thinks I'm high. Hello?

Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity. George Carlin Always Knew How To Say It Best.