You should see his real teeth

That is one way to build a bridge in a short amount of time

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Pretty creepy cat with tweezers?

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home