Every time you blow $100 on some dumb shit Franklin be looking at you like...

Dropped my bottle of stress relief lotion. My day is ruined.

Donald Trump vs. Cameron Diaz in the film 'There's Something About Mary.' Who wore it better?

Dunk tank and Gremlin. There is no winner.

Why I have so many contacts in my phone.

Just a couple of Labradoodle's hanging out in the yard.