Things don't always work out the way you had planned

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

The guy behind the counter must be a wrestling fan

Bad shirt to be wearing the day you get arrested

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

There Are 2 Types Of People In This World. Which Type Are You?