Motorboating magazine looks great on the rack.

I might get up and go jogging today. I also might win the lottery.

Look at this boob. It is a nice boob.

How I think I look when I don't shave for awhile.

When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.