This note on the door telling the UPS man to knock loudly didn't work so well.

Spends 8 hours a day on the internet but proudly says, "I don't watch TV."

Proof that Cavemen were quite intelligent with the discovery of this stone age swiss army knife.

You know it is cold when a parked car leaves a perfect impression of its front end in ice.

Dressed in a patriotic outfit to buy Budweiser beer from a foreign company.

Best used car Craigslist ad ever.