If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

Getting pulled over for indecent exposure or he just wants her phone number

Much easier to drive around than move the tree limb 1 foot off the road

Great idea taking the port o crapper with you

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.

Not sure which is more strange....The fact that a dog has human feet or a human has a dog's head.