Yeah, I will have to call you later. Dad thinks I'm high. Hello?

Perfectly timed pic of 3 people jumping and a dog dumping.

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It has been determined the people prefer over vs under when it comes to toilet paper.

If You Ever Eat A Banana With A Bone In It Then The Chances Are Very Good It Isn't A Banana At All.

I Am Guessing The Pregnancy Test Came Out Positive.