Frog eyes nipple shirt should help you get the attention you deserve while out in public.

Forrest Gump always said love is like a fart....

The face you make when you force a fart but then quickly realize you shouldn't have.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

Clint Eastwood also known as Dirty Harry knows how tough it was back in the day when even mice had balls.