Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un is more like Kim Tan Trum.

In the UK the word 'pulp' does not exist, so they have to settle for 'bits.'

Do not consume if the seal is broken.

Programmers: The various stages of a computer programmers life.