Whoever says money can't buy you everything is lying

If you were ever to see a ghost I imagine this is the face you would make

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.

The Day You Stop Acting Like A Kid Is The Day You Stop Living.

He Probably Read The Sign And Then Got Over Confident In His Driving Abilities

It Looks Like This Deer Has Had One Too Many Drinks At This Bar. Someone Had Better Give Him A Ride Home.