He said he didn't have to go to the bathroom.

How I think I look when I don't shave for awhile.

Lazy sloth advises you to, just do it...later.

When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Hope they understand that Princess Leia is Darth Vader's daughter and that inbreeding is bad.